Little things mean a lot

Have you ever been tempted, when dining out, to compare the price of your meal to what it would have cost to prepare at home? Let’s see … chicken, $1.19 a pound, so let’s say 60 cents. Fancy mushrooms, at most $8 a pound, but there’s only a couple ounces here, so add a dollar. A splash of wine, some herbs, a few dirt-cheap potatoes. These people are making a fortune!
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Funmi’s shows off the flavors of Nigeria

MOVED. Funmi’s closed at this location, but re-opened in August 2012 in a new location farther out Bardstown Road. Watch for a new review soon!

Funmi’s Café
3028 Bardstown Road
454-5009
funmiscafe.com
facebook.com/funmiscafe

plate with Eba Eforiro
Eba Eforiro at Fumni's Café
Think of Nigeria, and you’re likely to visualize a state on the edge of failure, part of the harsh legacy of colonialism. Though it is a modern country, its boundaries were drawn by Westerners who carved up the world for commercial exploitation, dividing traditional tribal regions without thought or concern.

It is a state endowed with oil, offering potential riches and massive corruption to a few and poverty and disease for the rest — not a pretty sight, although to Nigeria’s credit, it has opened the 21st century under its first lasting civilian government, and with a sense of optimism for the future.

But that’s not the real Nigeria. To visualize the country’s richer heritage, one must look to the Yoruba, the dominant people of its West African region. For several centuries beginning in the 1100s, when Europe was in the Dark Ages, fighting plagues, wars and ignorance, the Yoruba enjoyed a golden age of political domination, rich culture and art, creating works still sought after by museums.

The Yoruba also evolved an impressive cuisine — colorful, spicy and flavorful, taking advantage of the lush tropical region’s bounty of meat, seafood, vegetables and fruit. Adding tomatoes, rice and other ingredients brought by traders and, later, conquerors, Nigerian food brings the colors and flavors of West Africa to your dinner plate.

And now you can enjoy it in Louisville with the recent arrival of Funmi’s Café in the Highlands. Funmi’s (it’s pronounced “Foon-mee’s”) takes its name from the owner and cook, a friendly Nigerian woman who’s proud of her Yoruba heritage. She told us she has lived in Louisville for seven years but only recently became “bold enough” to open the restaurant she had always wanted to have.

My only question is, why did she wait so long? Everything we’ve tried from the short but interesting and authentic menu has been delicious, and its arrival, joining Chez Seneba (Senegal) and Queen of Sheba (Ethiopia), adds one more option to the city’s tiny niche of African eateries. It’s a worthy addition to the eclectic Bardstown strip.

In a small, freestanding building on Bardstown Road, Funmi’s is only a few doors south of Jack Fry’s but satisfies an entirely different craving. It’s also right next door to Homemade Ice Cream & Pie Kitchen, suggesting the possibility of a progressive meal — following your Nigerian repast with a cooling scoop of vanilla to soothe the burn from the Scotch bonnet (habanero) peppers that infuse just about all of Funmi’s dishes.

The room is a bit larger than it appears from the outside, extending back through two levels of a bright, neat and rather sparse venue with walls the colors of butternut squash and pumpkin. Undraped blue-gray tables, black dinette chairs, simple flatware wrapped in paper napkins and a few African-themed paintings complete the decor.

The menu, as mentioned, is relatively brief, but it offers a good introduction to Nigerian cuisine, and the friendly and competent server — and Funmi herself — are eager to answer questions.

The dodo appetizer, fried plantains with spicy sauce, was $6.99; or, for $9.99, try the suya, beef kebabs in peanut sauce. Entrées range from $9.99 to $14.99 ($9.99 for a more limited lunch list from 11 a.m.-2 p.m.), and include a vegetarian bean stew, Nigerian-style rice dishes, and stews with molded rounds of starches, including tuwo (corn flour), iyan (yam flour) or eba (roasted cassava grains).

Bring a little patience: Funmi does much of the cooking to your specific order. It takes a little more time than microwaving prepared portions, but the proof is in the tasting. Everything we tried was excellent, spicy but not burn-your-mouth fiery, infused with subtle, surprising flavors. When she starts working on your dinner, the room will fill with elusive, delicious aromas that don’t smell quite like anything in your spice rack.

We enjoyed a shared order of a remarkable black pepper soup ($9.99), a clear, well-made broth that unites the unexpected aromas of fragrant black pepper and fresh-cut mint. It’s a warming potion with fish or, our choice, flavorful stew beef. Most main dishes come with your choice of goat, fish, beef or chicken, or the non-traditional meatless options of tofu or mushrooms.

We chose our Nigerian-style Jollof rice ($12.99) with chicken, and were rewarded with two scoops of reddish-tinged, tender rice that looked like Mexican rice but carried an African accent, imparted by Nigerian spices and a jolt of Scotch bonnet pepper. They were accompanied with a savory mix of tender boneless chicken bites fricasseed with onions and tomatoes and a little more habanero heat.

Eba eforiro ($14.99) was perhaps the most fiery dish of the evening, a combination of Mary’s meat option, goat (tastes like lamb!), stewed with spicy collard greens and tomato sauce, with a couple of starchy balls of steamed cassava on the side.

Dinner at Funmi’s is not quite as cheap as KFC across the street, but it’s a heck of a lot better: We left stuffed, with plenty of leftover eba eforirio for lunch the next day, for a reasonable toll of $40.25 plus a $10 tip.

Funmi’s Café
1043 Bardstown Road
454-5009
www.funmiscafe.com
Robin Garr’s rating: 86 points

plate with Eba Eforiro
Eba Eforiro at Fumni's Café

Majid’s draws early applause in St. Matthews

Nearly three millennia past, before the glory that was Greece or the grandeur that was Rome, the emperor Cyrus the Great presided over the Persian Empire, extending from Eastern Europe through Southwestern Asia to northern India in the greatest empire that the world to that time had known.

Fast forward 2,700 years to modern Louisville and say hello to Majid’s, now open in St. Matthews with a new restaurant that shows considerable promise in its blend of the flavors of modern America and all the nations that made up Cyrus’s empire.
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Hammerheads a Swan Street tradition

For nearly 80 years, this basement space in Germantown has been home to some sort of bar or eatery. Most recently, it was a popular hipster hangout and vegan café called the Swan Dive, which sadly closed its doors in October.

In its place comes the equally charming (and carnivore-friendly) Hammerheads. Continue reading Hammerheads a Swan Street tradition

We chew on the year in eats

It’s been a decent year in Louisville dining, as most years are in this burg where we love our food and drink. A few regrettable losses have been balanced by a squadron of appetizing new arrivals. New and old, Louisville’s restaurants seem to be holding their own in the face of ongoing economic hard times.

Let’s take a quick, hungry look at some of my favorite restaurant arrivals of the past year:

GASTROPUBBERY

What in the heck is a gastropub? Bank Street Brewhouse previewed the genre with its 2009 arrival in New Albany (415 Bank St., 812-725-9585). The top new spot of 2010: The Blind Pig in Butchertown (1078 E. Washington St., 618-0600), which lured The New York Times to town to check out its snout-to-tail homage to pork. Village Anchor Pub & Roost (11507 Park Road, 708-1850), Anchorage’s memorable new gastropub, packs them in by dishing out “comfort food with a twist.” Eiderdown (983 Goss Ave., 290-2390) fits the niche with German-Southern cuisine and well-chosen libations. Dish on Market (434 W. Market St., 315-0669) earns a spot in this category, too, particularly after lunch, when its menu changes to an array of small plates.

PIZZA

Did someone say pizza? New pizzerias have been popping up all over. Chef Allen Rosenberg’s Papalino’s NY Pizzeria (947 Baxter Ave., 749-8525) puts together a mighty fine New York-style pie with creative flair. Other recent arrivals include Naked Pizza (135 Breckenridge Lane, 410-2211), where they make it healthy; DiOrio’s Pizza & Pub (310 Wallace Ave., 618-3424); and Danny Mac’s, now sharing space with Amvets Post 9 (1567 S. Shelby St., 635-7994). Watch out for Coals Artisan Pizza and its Brooklyn-style coal oven, coming to the Vogue complex.

NEW FAVES

There’s no theme here. Some of these spots are ethnic. I like ethnic. Others are down-home, and I like that, too. (Listed alphabetically.)

• DiFabio’s Casapela (2311 Frankfort Ave., 891-0411)

• El Rumbon Cuban Trailer (210-9087)

• Hillbilly Tea (120 S. First St., 587-7350)

• Istanbul Palace (2840 Goose Creek Road, 425-6060)

• Joe Davola’s (901 Barret Ave., 690-5377)

• La Colombiana (808 Lyndon Lane, Suite 105, 742-1179)

• Little India Café (3099 Breckenridge Lane, Suite 101, 479-3353)

• Michele’s on Goss (946 Goss Ave., 409-5909)

• Mozz Mozzarella Bar & Enoteca (445 E. Market St., 690-6699)

• Mr. Pollo Restaurant (3606 1/2 Klondike Lane, 618-2280)

• Peking City Bistro (12412 Shelbyville Road, 253-6777)

• Wild Ginger Sushi Bistro (1700 Bardstown Road, 384-9252)

• Zen Tea House (2246 Frankfort Ave., 618-0878)

WATCH OUT FOR . . .

Perhaps the biggest new deal is Majid Ghawami’s Majid’s, a major reworking of the Chenoweth Square space that hasn’t found a solid tenant since Rick’s moved out. Ghawami, who will keep one foot in Volare and the other here, turning over Saffron’s to a new proprietor, promises a mix of American small plates and the cuisine of the Persian Empire. The bar’s open now; the dining room is coming soon.

We’ve also got our eyes on the aforementioned Coals Pizza, Hammerheads (821 Swan St., 365-1112) and, later this year, the Comfy Cow’s arrival in the steam-cleaned and power-washed Genny’s. Watch out for Gary’s on Spring, Harvest on Market and NA Exchange in New Albany in the new year.

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La Colombiana offers a different South of the Border cuisine

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Arepas at La Colombiana

A few weeks ago my brother, Matt, was in town visiting from his home and work in Lima, Peru, and I figured it would make sense to take him with his fluent Spanish to an ethnic restaurant where we could put his language skills to work.

So off we went to La Colombiana, a fairly new eatery in Lyndon that features, as the name suggests, the cuisine of Colombia, a Latino nation on the north end of South America.

As it turned out, no special language skills were needed: The charming and competent service at La Colombiana speaks English perfectly. But my brother and our server still had a great time chatting in Español, and Mary, Matt and I enjoyed an exceptional, affordable dinner for three.
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